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Looks like they used left-over sets from Rob Zombie movies. The characters look almost as dirty. Natasha Lyonne’s character Lou blacks out and finds herself pregnant via strange circumstances. WTF with the TV programming? At first I thought they were going for a Frank Hennonlotter feel. He directed Frankenhooker, Basket Case, and Brain Damage. Then I thought…
I’ve heard about this movie for years. People talk it up so much. I hope that it will live up to the hype. I have had the experience with both Cannibal Holocaust and The Human Centipede of people amping these movies up to be OMG, so crazy, you can’t handle it! Then when I watch…
This is not so much a review as it is my real-time reactions as I watched the movie. First kill was meh. Then we meet the teen girl Hilary who just caught her boyfriend cheating with a cheerleader. He looks 30. She gets hit from behind by the creepy fender bender guy. I’m distracted by…
This movie was so lackluster I couldn’t even write a review, just record my random thoughts as I watched it. Killer keeps eating apples He uses a hammer except for the lady whose fingers he cut off for no reason. I’m so glad this movie is only 1 hour and 15 mins. The locations were great.…
The movie jumps right into the natural-born killer style couples murdering some guy. Then we meet another couple or brother and sister? I really couldn’t tell if they were a couple or siblings. Are they both? They are really weird with each other. The girl is super shy and timid. The brother/boyfriend is bland as ever.…
This starts out with a couple of security guards. Looks like one is setting the other up to be scared by casually bringing up the paranormal. It’s a setup for a gag of course and he falls for it. It’s for a show called Scare Campaign which is like Scare Tactics. The prank almost goes…
The three main characters are supposed to be taken as unfortunate people, but I hate them and was eager to take pleasure in their dispatchment. Let’s see. There is an asshole boyfriend who’s too stupid to be an independent contractor. He robs under contract. Why? You’re taking all the risk and spitting profits, for what?…
This is a review about the entertainment value of this movie, but I feel the need to briefly address the whitewashing controversy. I’ll say this: on one hand it would good to see more Asian leads in movies across the board; on the other, do we need another Fu Manchu stereotype? On top of that…
Jack is a jerk to his coworkers. His keyboard was so dirty it creeped me out. His dad dies in a car accident and Jack acts like he’s fine, but he’s most likely not. At one point he does refer to himself as a pretentious little shit. This is listed as a “Drama, Horror, Thriller”…
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