Pinocchio Unstrung is taking the Poohniverse to a whole new level! In this Horror Week clip, I’m breaking down the official trailer and everything we know about this upcoming public domain horror movie. From the practical animatronics to that insane “scalping” scene, I’m sharing my live reaction and deep-diving into the plot, cast, and theatrical…
Hey latchkey kids and drive-in mutants, I am so pleased to announce that I will be guest live tweeting from the @TheMutantFam Twitter account starting at 8:15pm and during The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs. The Mutant Fam is a fan-run community for the Mutant Minded to find other freaky f(r)iends. A place to…
The movie jumps right into the natural-born killer style couples murdering some guy. Then we meet another couple or brother and sister? I really couldn’t tell if they were a couple or siblings. Are they both? They are really weird with each other. The girl is super shy and timid. The brother/boyfriend is bland as ever.…
Ordinarily I post the trailer of the movie being reviewed at the top of my post. However, I feel that the trailer spoils some great scenes in this movie, so I really advise against watching the trailer. I respect this movie too much to spoil anything, which is surprising because I was underwhelmed by the trailer. The…
The movie starts with some really badass animation intercut with some scenes that explain the back story of a Leprechaun and the witch who betrayed him. She was marked with the sign of the curse, so she summoned a Gnome for protection. With each generation a new witch is marked with the curse, and…
XX It had a lovely stop motion opening. There is a creepy quality to stop motion. Maybe it is because I associate it with that scary demon guy that kidnaped the Pegasus in Clash of the Titans (this is my memory of it from when I was 7-years-old), but really even in those old Rudolf and…
This movie starts out pointing out problems in horror movies, kind of the way Scream was self-referencial. This continues throughout the movie and I like it. The screenwriting is pretty good. I loved the dialog. The way in which the teenage boys spoke with each other was believable and entertaining. I love how realistic some of…
I’m going to spoil the first 5 minutes because you need to understand what kind of movie this is.
The movie starts with a janitor going down the hallway of a hospital with his mop bucket. He goes into the morgue and sees the body of a dead woman, so he
It’s 1/4 to 4 am and this is when I would be reading the IMDb forums, but they are no more, so now is as good a time as any to make a video about what I’ll miss about them. Since top 10 lists are popping right now. Here goes another one. 10. “Can I…
As a fan of Ringu and Ju-On (aka The Ring and The Grudge), I was super excited about this movie. In 2016 Ju-On and the Ring may seem predictable and not so scary after so many sequels and common knowledge of what both Sadako and Kayako were capable of. However Ringu was released 18 years…
What Did I Just Watch? 