This is not so much a review as it is my real-time reactions as I watched the movie. First kill was meh. Then we meet the teen girl Hilary who just caught her boyfriend cheating with a cheerleader. He looks 30. She gets hit from behind by the creepy fender bender guy. I’m distracted by…
This movie was so lackluster I couldn’t even write a review, just record my random thoughts as I watched it. Killer keeps eating apples He uses a hammer except for the lady whose fingers he cut off for no reason. I’m so glad this movie is only 1 hour and 15 mins. The locations were great.…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQWG2Tinq1g The movie jumps right into the natural-born killer style couples murdering some guy. Then we meet another couple or brother and sister? I really couldn’t tell if they were a couple or siblings. Are they both? They are really weird with each other. The girl is super shy and timid. The brother/boyfriend is bland as…
This starts out with a couple of security guards. Looks like one is setting the other up to be scared by casually bringing up the paranormal. It’s a setup for a gag of course and he falls for it. It’s for a show called Scare Campaign which is like Scare Tactics. The prank almost goes…
WARNING: SOME SPOILERS TO FOLLOW The first horror in this movie are the physiques of the father and son. Ronnie & Brayden. No one wants to see that. The son and father are always in their bikini underwear. No one wants to see that! The second horror is the dialog and delivery. It is terrible.…
My Disjointed Thoughts (Get it? Disjointed, like knucklebones) This looks low-budget, but that’s OK. It starts with some excitement in Nazi Germany, then some supernatural seeming murders at a dry cleaning facility in Texas? Then a girl’s gay boyfriend breaks up with her. That actor was pinging the hell out of my gaydar. So she…
I put off writing this review, because I really have mixed feelings about the movie. It is really a weird feeling to not know whether you liked a movie or not. I know, you’re thinking, “How can you not know whether you liked the movie or not?” Well, as I thought about the movie just after…
What Did I Just Watch? 