Suspenseful, mystery, psychological types of movies.
The Den 2013 | Unfriended: Dark Web 2018 | Spoiler Free Video Review Before Unfriended, before Searching, before e-Demon, there was The Den. This came out back on 2013 and it was the first video chat found footage full length movie that I saw. When I saw the trailer for Unfriended Dark Web it reminded me of…
Whenever a horror movie trailer starts off with all their awards and accolades, I involuntarily roll my eyes, because as of late it’s just festival hipster ish. Then they hit you with the “scariest movie of the year” and I become even more skeptical. However the biggest bs of all, is the blurb from some…
If you think this is going to be a deep dive think-piece pontificating, it’s not. It’s just fun spoiler discussion that doesn’t ignore the socio-political messaging present. This is going to be meandering and slightly disjointed. I am ADHD and I’m off my meds. All aboard my train of thought, so read at your own…
Before I get started, let me tell you a funny thing I overheard at the movie theater, while I was waiting in line for popcorn. Girl: So and so called and asked “You gonna get lit? It’s the fourth of July. You’re supposed to get lit.” I said, “No. Who wants to get lit every…
The three main characters are supposed to be taken as unfortunate people, but I hate them and was eager to take pleasure in their dispatchment. Let’s see. There is an asshole boyfriend who’s too stupid to be an independent contractor. He robs under contract. Why? You’re taking all the risk and spitting profits, for what?…
Jack is a jerk to his coworkers. His keyboard was so dirty it creeped me out. His dad dies in a car accident and Jack acts like he’s fine, but he’s most likely not. At one point he does refer to himself as a pretentious little shit. This is listed as a “Drama, Horror, Thriller”…
I kept wanting to yell out “Time for din-dins.” in the theater. Opening scene suspenseful one take shot. Made you think of Halloween. It was a great balance of creepy and funny. The dialog was great. -realistic -meaningful As in the dialog means something. A lot of times movies have empty dialog that is just…
I forgot to mention some of the things that I took notes on, so here are my notes on these two films. My notes about Don’t Hang Up This is a bottle film that takes place in one house. It’s about a couple of douchey YouTube pranksters. We all know how annoying YT pranksters are. Especially…
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