I have been meaning to go back and ad subtitles to this video because the audio quality is so bad. I shot this before I had a proper microphone and any decent editing skills. I usually make notes for my videos, otherwise my ADHD takes over and my thoughts might come out disjointed. Here are…
This is not so much a review as it is my real-time reactions as I watched the movie. First kill was meh. Then we meet the teen girl Hilary who just caught her boyfriend cheating with a cheerleader. He looks 30. She gets hit from behind by the creepy fender bender guy. I’m distracted by…
I’m going to spoil the first 5 minutes because you need to understand what kind of movie this is.
The movie starts with a janitor going down the hallway of a hospital with his mop bucket. He goes into the morgue and sees the body of a dead woman, so he
It’s 1/4 to 4 am and this is when I would be reading the IMDb forums, but they are no more, so now is as good a time as any to make a video about what I’ll miss about them. Since top 10 lists are popping right now. Here goes another one. 10. “Can I…
(Quick Amityville scenes. I guess to explain why, in the timeline they are skipping to this story. How were the kids still sleeping after shotgun blasts of parents death. We meet the family in England. There are 4 children and their mother. By making the mother single, they don’t have the everything happens when dad’s…
This Fall has been pretty good to horror movie fans because of the number of releases that came out. Resident Evil: Retribution, The House At The End Of The Street, The Possession, Smiley, V/H/S, Sinister, Paranormal Activity 4, and Silent Hill Revelation have all come out in the last two months. I finally got around…
Take a look at the official teaser trailer for the upcoming remake of Carrie. Let me start by saying, that I am not against a remake of Carrie, just don’t say that it will be more faithful to the book when it clearly isn’t. My rule of thumb for remakes is that they have to…
I recently wrote in an earlier post that “When just the trailer freaks you out, there is a good probability that the movie can too. It’s from the creators of Insidious, a movie that wrecked my life for a week. I mean, I seriously had to sleep with the cartoon network on every night for…
First off this was not the scariest movie of the year. Not even close. I would say that it was the most convoluted but I watched Detention a few days before seeing this. I do like that this was an anthology. Some of my favorites from childhood were anthologies (Creepshow, Twilight Zone: The Movie, Tales…
What Did I Just Watch? 