Jordan Peele really just made me have a nightmare from just seeing the trailer for Us. I’m going to explain how and why but first you need to know some things about me. I am a horror fan who comes from 4 generations of horror fans. My parents took me to the movies to see…
This is not so much a review as it is my real-time reactions as I watched the movie. First kill was meh. Then we meet the teen girl Hilary who just caught her boyfriend cheating with a cheerleader. He looks 30. She gets hit from behind by the creepy fender bender guy. I’m distracted by…
This movie was so lackluster I couldn’t even write a review, just record my random thoughts as I watched it. Killer keeps eating apples He uses a hammer except for the lady whose fingers he cut off for no reason. I’m so glad this movie is only 1 hour and 15 mins. The locations were great.…
The movie jumps right into the natural-born killer style couples murdering some guy. Then we meet another couple or brother and sister? I really couldn’t tell if they were a couple or siblings. Are they both? They are really weird with each other. The girl is super shy and timid. The brother/boyfriend is bland as ever.…
My Disjointed Thoughts (Get it? Disjointed, like knucklebones) This looks low-budget, but that’s OK. It starts with some excitement in Nazi Germany, then some supernatural seeming murders at a dry cleaning facility in Texas? Then a girl’s gay boyfriend breaks up with her. That actor was pinging the hell out of my gaydar. So she…
I put off writing this review, because I really have mixed feelings about the movie. It is really a weird feeling to not know whether you liked a movie or not. I know, you’re thinking, “How can you not know whether you liked the movie or not?” Well, as I thought about the movie just after…
What Did I Just Watch? 