Gorenos | Horror Movie Video Review
This movie starts out pointing out problems in horror movies, kind of the way Scream was self-referencial. This continues throughout the movie and I like it. The screenwriting is pretty good. I loved the dialog. The way in which the teenage boys spoke with each other was believable and entertaining. I love how realistic some of…
The Greasy Strangler | Horror Movie Review [SPOILERS]
WARNING: SOME SPOILERS TO FOLLOW The first horror in this movie are the physiques of the father and son. Ronnie & Brayden. No one wants to see that. The son and father are always in their bikini underwear. No one wants to see that! The second horror is the dialog and delivery. It is terrible.…
The Toxic Avenger | Gutterballs | Horror Movie Review
Frankenhooker | Horror Movie Review
Let’s just start with the name of this one. As a fourteen year-old with a newly minted affinity for B-movies, when I walked by this at the local mom and pop video store I had to rent it. Back then it was on VHS, and this was pre IMBd and Rotten Tomatoes scores, so one…
The Thing (2011) | Horror Movie Review
Instead of writing a straight review, I’m going to write my reactions as I was having them during the movie. You’ve probably read enough reviews with paragraphs of some film industry reject pontificating about the quality of the movie. I don’t care about the quality, just about the reaction I have as a viewer. So…
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