Reviews of all types of horror movies
Pim is a formerly conjoined twin living in South Korea. Her mother falls ill in Thailand and she must return home, where she is haunted by her past. Pim being a formerly conjoined twin is not a spoiler because this premise is established within the first scene of the movie. She returns from South Korea to…
Cam is a Netflix original about how, “Alice, an ambitious camgirl, wakes up one day to discover she’s been replaced on her show with an exact replica of herself.” The movie opens with the main character hosting a live cam girl show. She is interacting with her audience in a similar way that some YouTubers…
Open Windows 2014 | Searching 2018 | Double Feature Review Shout Out to Dominik who asked if I saw Searching. I was going to watch this either way because I like John Cho. He most recently did a great job in The Exorcist TV series. The movie opens with a computer turning on and it…
Open Windows 2014 | Searching 2018 | Video Review Much like the Den, this movie flew under the radar. It stars Elijah Wood as a man who gains access to his fav through his computer. The first scene is of a fantasy horror movie called Dark Sky and at first, I thought they had the…
The Den 2013 | Unfriended: Dark Web 2018 | Video Review Shout out to Summer E. who requested Unfriended Dark Web. Do people who only use PC’s get the as much out of these movies as Mac user’s? I mentioned switching back and forth between my sister’s HP laptop and my old iMac for now…
The Den 2013 | Unfriended: Dark Web 2018 | Spoiler Free Video Review Before Unfriended, before Searching, before e-Demon, there was The Den. This came out back on 2013 and it was the first video chat found footage full length movie that I saw. When I saw the trailer for Unfriended Dark Web it reminded me of…
This blond lady’s updo is a bit much, just to work at a space station, but go on sis. I was not expecting that jaunty theme song. I don’t know what I was thinking. This movie came out in 1968. We’re lucky it didn’t have a girl in a bikini and body paint gogo dancing.…
Whenever a horror movie trailer starts off with all their awards and accolades, I involuntarily roll my eyes, because as of late it’s just festival hipster ish. Then they hit you with the “scariest movie of the year” and I become even more skeptical. However the biggest bs of all, is the blurb from some…
If you think this is going to be a deep dive think-piece pontificating, it’s not. It’s just fun spoiler discussion that doesn’t ignore the socio-political messaging present. This is going to be meandering and slightly disjointed. I am ADHD and I’m off my meds. All aboard my train of thought, so read at your own…
Before I get started, let me tell you a funny thing I overheard at the movie theater, while I was waiting in line for popcorn. Girl: So and so called and asked “You gonna get lit? It’s the fourth of July. You’re supposed to get lit.” I said, “No. Who wants to get lit every…
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