As a fan of Ringu and Ju-On (aka The Ring and The Grudge), I was super excited about this movie. In 2016 Ju-On and the Ring may seem predictable and not so scary after so many sequels and common knowledge of what both Sadako and Kayako were capable of. However Ringu was released 18 years…
WARNING: SOME SPOILERS TO FOLLOW The first horror in this movie are the physiques of the father and son. Ronnie & Brayden. No one wants to see that. The son and father are always in their bikini underwear. No one wants to see that! The second horror is the dialog and delivery. It is terrible.…
My Disjointed Thoughts (Get it? Disjointed, like knucklebones) This looks low-budget, but that’s OK. It starts with some excitement in Nazi Germany, then some supernatural seeming murders at a dry cleaning facility in Texas? Then a girl’s gay boyfriend breaks up with her. That actor was pinging the hell out of my gaydar. So she…
(Quick Amityville scenes. I guess to explain why, in the timeline they are skipping to this story. How were the kids still sleeping after shotgun blasts of parents death. We meet the family in England. There are 4 children and their mother. By making the mother single, they don’t have the everything happens when dad’s…
What Did I Just Watch? 