Hereditary | Spoiler Free Review

Whenever a horror movie trailer starts off with all their awards and accolades, I involuntarily roll my eyes, because as of late it’s just festival hipster ish. Then they hit you with the “scariest movie of the year” and I become even more skeptical. However the biggest bs of all, is the blurb from some…

The First Purge Review

Before I get started, let me tell you a funny thing I overheard at the movie theater, while I was waiting in line for popcorn. Girl: So and so called and asked “You gonna get lit? It’s the fourth of July. You’re supposed to get lit.” I said, “No. Who wants to get lit every…

Woman Cries After Seeing Insidious

This is what happens when people grow up thinking “Final Destination” & “I know What You Did Last Summer” are horror movies, think that vampires sparkle and go to high school even when they are over 300 years old (Can you say statutory rapist?), and get over exposed to watered down remakes (I’m looking at…